You can’t beat me!

Today my Dad was trying to take a photo for my passport but no matter what he tried he couldn’t beat me, everytime the camera went one way, I went the other way, you would think with all the photos they take of me they’d be experts by now but you have to get up pretty early in the morning to catch me out

Damn paparazzi

I’ve told Dad before he can’t trick me, he keeps giving me water and telling me it’s milk, but he’s not fooling me anytime soon, Dad, I know the difference you know!

You're not fooling me

Dad thinks he can beat me at anything but it’s really not true, tonight I even challenged Dad to a crying competition, he didn’t have a chance, he thinks he won but Mum and I know different

The crying game

Dad, when are you going to give up, you know you can’t beat me!